If it's red wine, soak it in white wine.
Lots and lots of water.
We've heard all the advice, of course. But the fact is, when you spill something on your couch or carpet, the most important ingredient is time.
The longer whatever it is is on there, the harder it'll be to get off - and that's if it doesn't leave a stain.
So wouldn't it be handy to have a whole carpet cleaner, all ready to go in your cupboard?
The good news is, you can - and it doesn't even need to be a particularly large cupboard.
The Bissell SpotClean Mini is the smallest member of the wider SpotClean lineup; a range of portable, compact cleaners that promise to deal with spills and messes in next to no time.
For me, the beauty of the SpotClean Mini is its supreme simplicity; you spray one of - or a combination of - Bissell's highly effective cleaning solutions on the area in question, then simply vacuum it up. Best of all, there's very little post-cleaning cleaning to do... but we'll get to that.
Not only is the SpotClean Mini a simple device, it truly is mini - it would probably fit in the cupboard under most people's kitchen sink without too much difficulty.
There's very little assembly to do before commencing your first clean. In fact, it's really only a three-step process. 1) Attach the 4-inch Self-Cleaning Tough Stain Tool, 2) Clip on the Hose Clip at the front and 3) Slot in the Cord Bracket at the back and twist out its little prongs at each side to keep the 3.7-metre power cable in place when not in use.
3.7 metres sounds like a pretty long cable - but I've still found I need an extension cord to reach all the disaster areas I need to attend to, especially when using on the stairwell as you'll see me demonstrate in the video below.
There's a 400ml dirty water tank and a 500ml clean tank. Both are super easy to remove and put back. You flip the clean water tank upside down to fill it with warm water and a dose of the Bissell Spot & Stain solution included in the box. How much water and solution required is clearly marked on the side of the tank. As I alluded earlier, Bissell offers various other formulas - including pre-treating sprays and pet smell deodorisers.
Once the lid's back on and the tank is back in place, you're good to go. The power switch fires up the 330W motor, which makes quite a noise, given the small size of the device itself. It also pressurises the spray gun, built into the Tough Stain Tool. This is what you use to treat your mark, mess or stain with, by squeezing the trigger in the handle.
It's a fine but powerful spray, although somewhat difficult to see, especially in darker, less well-lit areas. This means I'm not always 100% sure if I've sprayed the right spot, unless I give it a quick pat to make sure I've soaked it enough. I do wonder if Bissell could have included a light that glows when you spray to help with this. What can I say? I'm an ideas man.
Then the real fun begins as you use the Tough Stain Tool to suck everything up; water, solution, mess - the lot. The tool has two rows of extremely hardy bristles, to help agitate the carpet, rug or furniture fabric in question. It seems be highly effective too - as you'll see in the video, not only does it do a miraculous job of loosening up the most stubborn marks, including paint spatters, it also gobbles up hair and pet fur too - all of which can be seen satisfyingly flowing past the clear cover on the head and up the vacuum tube itself.
To be fair, this petite version of the Bissell SpotClean isn't really designed to clean whole areas as I attempt to in the video - there are other bigger, more powerful Bissells with wider cleaning heads for that sort of thing - and yet, I've found the SpotClean Mini performs admirably, no matter the size of the job at hand. My carpet and furniture is left clean, revitalised and smelling delicious.
Due to its small size and extreme portability - it only weighs in at 3.4 kilos - the SpotClean Mini is the ideal device to give your car's interior a decent going-over too.
Then, once you're done, the dirty water tank is just as straight-forward to empty as the other tank is to fill - run a bit of water through it, give it a shake, empty it out and that's about all there is to it. Even the Tough Stain Tool comes apart for an easy rinse, then clips right back together again.
The whole process is quick, effective and mess free - perhaps just what's required at that next dinner party when someone knocks over a drink. Whip out the SpotClean Mini, suck up the spill and pop it away again. Party continues in minutes.
Who knows? It might even make an interesting talking point.
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